Laughter Articles
Funnies For Lexophiles - lovers of words
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
6. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
7. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
8. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
9. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
10. A calendar's days are numbered.
11. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
12. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
13. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
14. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
15. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
16. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
17. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
18. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
19. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
20. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
21. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
22. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
23. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
24. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
25. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
26. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
27. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
28. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
29. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
30. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
31. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
32. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
33. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
34. Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.
Team-building and Boosting morale in your Workplace
In business, ensuring that employees work well together is vital as it creates both a happier working environment and a more profitable company.
Effective team building increases communication between your employees as they work together.
Overall, team building will boost office morale, which can sometimes fall during times of stress.
*It's helpful to organise your team building events through an Events Company as they will ensure your day is effective and organised.
Whether you have an indoors or outdoors space, your staff can relive their youth with an egg and spoon race, sack races and perhaps a three legged race! You can have a clown and joke hour, a Laughter or Juggling workshop, or a day when everyone comes onto work wearing red, or a funny scarf or tie day etc. It is important to place people into groups with people they don't usually interact with at work, as these exercises will break down barriers that may have formed between staff, and within departments of your organisation.
No matter how interesting we find the content of a conference, having to listen to people talk about similar subjects for an entire day can become a little tiresome.
There are many conference fillers and ice breakers that will make sure that your staff listen to what you have to say while still having an enjoyable time. A variety of organisations will give you ideas on what sort of fillers you can use, these can depend on what the subject of the conference is.
Conference fillers are a brilliant way to stimulate and reward delegates, and there are two preferable times during your conference to include them.
- The first time could be at the beginning of the conference in order to motivate your staff and break the ice between everyone.
- The second could take place immediately after the lunch, which will help to stop them falling asleep in their seats when their tummies are full!
It's important for employees to enjoy their workplace environment and to get along with their colleagues, and team building activities can greatly assist with this.
When people are happy, they are more productive and far more creative! : o)
Romantic quotes for Valentines Day
They SaY true love hideS behind eveRy Corner... I mUsT be walkiNg in CircLeS!
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up!
If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl who's loving you
How can you be friends with someone if everytime you look at them, it makes you want them even more?
I wish I may, I mish I might, be the one you wish for tonight.
You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back
Your Hugs N KiSs's Are LiKe The StarZ , U LiTe Up my LiFe wHeN things get DaRk.
You know your'e in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye.
Love is ... Running into her arms, Colliding with her heart, And exploding into her soul.
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
Don't call me a GODDESS, Don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen!
Spiteful words hurt your feelings, but silence breaks ur heart.
If The Only Possible Way We Can Be Together Is In My Dreams ...then I'll Sleep Forever.
Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever.
If lovin' u is wrong- I don't want 2 be right
I dropped a tear in the ocean- when I find it is the day I'll stop loving you
Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly away.
I'm not a player...I'm the game!
I wRoTe YoUr NaMe In ThE sand- but The waves Washed It Away, Then I wrote It In The sKy but tHe WiNd BlEw It Away, So I wroTe It In My HeArT aNd That's where It Will staY.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET ID PUT "U" AND "I" TOGETHER
A heart is not a play thing, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken .... just give it to a boy.
Lust Is When You Love what You see, Love Is when You Lust For What's Inside.